A 2019 New York Moment

EXT. COLUMBUS CIRCLE AREA — DAY

A YOUNGER NEW YORKER (Me, 29) approaches a curb where NEW YORKER LADY (60s, White) and NEW YORKER MAN (70s, White) try to understand something ahead. Younger New Yorker looks up from Instagram. A red-bearded MAN (30s, White, overweight) is yelling at a South Asian delivery man, who is confused and worried. His BIKE is in the crosswalk slightly.

MAN: Are you a fucking idiot?

Delivery man just looks ahead trying to ignore him.

Man PUSHES the delivery man’s bike backwards with him on it, into stalled traffic. It wobbles and delivery man simply tries to balance. He asks him to stop to no avail.

MAN: Follow the fucking law!

TRIO OF NEW YORKERS: (To Man) Hey! Get off him! Let go!

MAN: Mind your own fucking business!

NEW YORKER MAN: We’ll call the cops!

MAN: Fuck you! This is why the Democrats are ruining this country!

Revealing his true identity, all three New Yorkers scoff at the TR*MPER (30s, still White obviously), who lets go of the bike. New Yorker Lady CHUCKLES. TR*MPER is flustered and angrier.

Young New Yorker notices TR*MPER carries a laminated, tourist-trap bike tour BROCHURE. He is probably not doing well against…